Mah Rejectid Cheezburgers

Who needz laisick?

rejectedcheezburgers — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:39:45 +0000

Looks like it not just teh kittehs who beliefs in Ceiling Cat. The rats do 2. I mean gophurs. Or iz it a gerbil. Or, uhm, WTF iz dis rodent?

Teh wikipeedyuh sez iz a Marmot. I not sew shur.

Redheds r sew motional somtiems…

rejectedcheezburgers — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:11:12 +0000

Did u pist kitteh off? Maybe eated teh last cookie? Or lefted cap off toofpaist? Or jus looks at him wrong? Whatever it waz, better polijize qwick!!!

What, huh, Y it summer?

rejectedcheezburgers — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:53:28 +0000

So, I goes 2 take littel kitteh nap, and den wen I wakez up, it like 6 months later. U not wanna smell mah mornin bref!!! But I still haz pikture from last winner 2 shoez U. So, plz 2 enjoy, “the straw that broke lassee’s back” .

Not soe herowin sheek akshully…

rejectedcheezburgers — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:20:06 +0000

Teh panduhz, I did not knoe dey are teh kamera hores. Dis 1 rlly be! Jus cant figgur out tho, wat dis panduh is spose 2 b modelin?

Byt-size peeces

rejectedcheezburgers — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:11:06 +0000

Ya knoe, snacking , it not gud 4 ur health. Speshully wen ur teh snack!

Where Hoyt Axton wen U needz him?

rejectedcheezburgers — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:03:14 +0000

Thoes 3 gremlin rools r 2 hard 2 remembur. I jus knoe dat dis kitteh/gremlin look like he gonna cause trubul. Soon. And to sumone very cloes 2 him!

Tym 2 shop fer moar groshreez

rejectedcheezburgers — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:34:23 +0000

I noe ur hungree, buh we haz 2 draw teh lyn somwerez. Kitteh not fud! U not want!

Ud makez a gud Dred Pairat Robertz

rejectedcheezburgers — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:24:03 +0000

I doen meen 2 pri, but U doen bai chans hapn 2 haz 6 fingerz on ur rite hand? Himz fadder waz kilt bai teh 6 fingerz man.

Once U go grene…

rejectedcheezburgers — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:08:50 +0000

Can u keepz seekrit? Iz tail of foarbitten lurv. Of a kitteh wit muhpet feavur, or iz it a muhpet wit kitteh feavur, I doen membur whish. Eeder wai, doen anger teh Missez.

32 syculs and nuthinz on

rejectedcheezburgers — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:32:45 +0000

Dis riterz stryk, iz been preddy hard on teh kittehs 2, ya no. Maibe we cant figgur out whish thingy in teh house is teh TV, but it affekt us 2. So, bring back teh riterz, or a leas get sum new towels 2 warsh, k?